Originally posted on Urban Scrawl:
Thanks to “Fifty Shades of Gray,” my 59-year old mother Asian mother is calling me up and openly musing on “what would be a good safe word that your father won’t forget?” (I suggested “Obamacare.”) So in light of this unprecedented atmosphere of sexual openness (and, yes, Valentine’s Day this weekend), let’s delve into the seedy group-sex underside of the District. “What seedy group-sex underside,” you probably just muttered to yourself. Well, it seems that while the rest of us were brunching, falling asleep on the metro, and buying four-dollar oranges at Whole Foods, a whole other segment of DC citizens were silently and sweatily orgyin’! What?
DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN’S DC ORGIES
You are probably not following the trial, in France, of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who was the French version of a combination Bill Clinton/Alan Greenspan, a charismatic politician and economist who was repeatedly tripped up by his own pants, because…
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